Sunday, July 30, 2006

Pizza banned in Iran

Ahmadinejad (a.k.a Iammadinjihad) has ordered western words out of the Persian language, words such as Pizza, Telephone, Fax, chat,... etc. Therefore from now on Pizza will be renamed as "Elastic Loaves" and Chat will be called Short talk in the Persian dialect. It's so silly since these stuff weren't invented or discovered by the Iranians in the first place and they have no authority to change the original names, but this action just goes to show how anti-western the Iranian regime has become and how stupid they're acting these days.

This is pathetic!

10 comments:

Albertan Technophile said...

I'd be offended by Irans word banning, but I figure its the nature of a raving lunatic to rave.

That said Its also a raving lunatics nature to jump on you and eat your face, so its a good idea to be ready for a fight...

Anonymous said...

On the other hand, remember Freedom Fries.

Anonymous said...

Will elastic loaf still come with corn on it? : p

Louise said...

I'll take ham and pineapple. Double on the ham.

ملا حسنی said...

Do you know what is the new word for "Condom"?
Shaghayegh!(Shagh+ayegh)

Winston said...

lol @ ملا

Papa Ray said...

Just another nail in the coffin.

By the way, it's not long until August the 22nd.

I hope everyone has life insurance.

Papa Ray
West Texas
USA

Anonymous said...

سلام وينستون جان

اگر اين گُرگ کوتوله خيلی راست ميگه بايستی اوّل اين کلمه منحوس الله را از پرچم عنکبوت نشان جمهوری اسلامی حذف کنه ... راستی ممنون از خبرت در مورد ايميل

Winston said...

سید جون اینها با فرهنگ پست عربها خوبند اما با تمدن غرب مشکل دارند

Matt said...

I'm kinda curious about this:

"Do you know what is the new word for "Condom"?
Shaghayegh!(Shagh+ayegh)"